do you ever see a person you love do something really fucking ridiculous and you just watch and think “ah yes this is where i have laid my affections”
It’s finally October, and you guys know what that means…
its that time of year again
you’re walking in the woods
there is no one around
and your phone is dead
out of the corner of your eye you spot him
You have been visited by Baljeet, the Failed Test. If you do not reblog within ten seconds, you will fail your finals.
too risky man
just cus it’s baljeet
ah I can’t risk it this year will be my final finals
sweeney todd songs: a summary
the ballad of sweeney todd: yes, this show is actually about a murderous barber
no place like london: tragic backstory time
worst pies in london: 1800s fast food
poor thing: tragic backstory time pt. 2
my friends: let's sing to some knives
green finch and linnet bird: metaphors, metaphors everywhere
johanna: i just saw you like ten seconds ago, let's get married
wait: interior decor for vengeful murderers
kiss me: horny horny horny
ladies in their sensibilities: ladies can't get horny, what?
pretty women: get it, close shave, because he's gonna kill him
epiphany: yep, definitely a demon barber
a little priest: cannibal puns
god that's good: lol, they're eating people
by the sea: murderers deserve to dream too
not while i'm around: in which tobias is the only person who understands how fucking dangerous sweeney is
the judge's return: stabby stab
final scene: death, plot twist, death, plot twist, plot twist, death, dramatic ending
people say ‘I love you’ in a lot of different ways
'get some sleep'
'here have my fries'
'Im gonna draw you something'
'yeah i'll buy it for you'
'I’m going to piss in your mouth.'
i can’t believe that tomorrow is the 1st of halloween